Nolan can’t make it to Joshua Tree, but he’s doing it right.
ON YOUR BALLS.
Operation China Box
No, this isn’t another term for vagina (though it works really), I’m talking about sending a care package to Rachel in China. As you probably know, she’s gone. Again. Maybe this time forever (who can say) to continue teaching English to children whose first alphabet consists of over 20,000 characters.
There is a box, let us fill it with little things and notes to remind her which country is #1. Think of the opportunity we have to let Rachel educate the next generation of China with electronic musik, fine leather goods, the concept of Bank Holidays, and FOX Television!
So far I’ve collected:
1 “Planet Earth” Coloring and Activity Book.
1 Box of nondescript crayons that smell of feet.
3 Trivial Pursuit cards that I just pulled out of the box at random.
1 Photo of Neptune singing Karaoke